tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4026214128770026952.post2304589266611809581..comments2023-12-19T22:53:18.256-08:00Comments on the Happy Medic: ...for the abdominal pain...The Happy Medichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11521335229435386281noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4026214128770026952.post-4761072616375996302008-09-16T19:56:00.000-07:002008-09-16T19:56:00.000-07:00Aj here- so last shift we were called to the circl...Aj here- so last shift we were called to the circle K by PD for a woman( i think) in labor. Our patient makes a beeline for the truck and attempts to enter the rescue before we stop. The "woman" weighed at most 110 lbs and 5'2" tall. Obviously not VERY pregnant. Well she insisted she was in the first stages of labor. My driver asked how did she know she was pregnant and she yelled "because I am a(expletive deleted) genius." She reported she was in labor for 4 days and the contractions come once an hour. She was determined to be transported to the ER that deals with psych(No OB). The ambulance says despite her ob claim, kaseman is the place for her. So we prepare her for transport and ask about her medical history, to which she replies: diabetes. I ask is her diabetes type 1, 2 or gestational. She begins screaming at me that she has not been castrated and she is in fact a woman. She gets on her soapbox and screams about what is wrong with society, healthcare and the army. As she is yelling this she pulls down her pants to show us, ambulance and PD that she is in fact a woman. When the ambulance medic tells her to sit down and pull up her pants, she attempts to hit him. Thats when PD jumped in and removed our labor patient in handcuffs. Good times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com