Chronicles of EMS Caption Contest

All right all you twitter folk, I heard your call for the contest and I'm stepping up.

We're having ourselves a little caption contest.

Mr Setla, my producer, and ninja trainer, over at the Chronicles of EMS posted some teaser photos of a brand new series in the works called Chronicles of EMS: A Seat at the Table.  This new web series is an exciting project we're working on to open up the dialogue in our profession in a way that's never been done before.

As a result, we've been testing and experimenting with topics, light and film and this photo is a screen shot of one of those tests.frumpydumples

So you're wondering what I'm saying?  Let's hear it.  Caption this photo.

CONTEST RULES

  • You can comment as many times as you like and offer as many entries as you like.

  • All entries must be here at the Happy Medic blog in the comments of this post.

  • I am the judge and will choose the one that makes me the happiest.

  • Entries must be made before 10 PM pacific time February 11th

  • The winning caption will be announced immediately after the premiere of the Chronicles of EMS pilot episode which airs at 5 PM Pacific on February 12th.

  • The winner will receive a Chronicles of EMS T-shirt to be supplied by me.

  • You MUST be present at the premiere or in the chat room during the premiere to claim your prize.

  • This contest is void where prohibited by law or llama, whichever comes first.

  • Foul language will not get you eliminated, but may be difficult to explain to your mother when the shirt arrives in the mail.

  • There is no cost to enter, but if you must, donate to the CoEMS cause.

  • The winner will also be invited to be a special guest on the new Chronicles of EMS:A Seat at the Table series in Northern California.  I'll invite you, you just have to get here.

Comments

John Broyles said…
Yes, this is my invisible bowl of popcorn and no, you can't have any!
theroaddoctor said…
"Take my hands, Ted. Don't be scared. I shall lead you to EMS 2.0, The Promiseland..."
ryancp said…
So, sure enough, when we got to the hospital, the guy really had swallowed a fish "THIS BIG!"
roadtoparamedic said…
I want them nice, perky, round and at least a D-cup doctor!
John Broyles said…
Yes, this is my invisible bowl of popcorn and no, you can't have any!
Anonymous said…
"Take my hands, Ted. Don't be scared. I shall lead you to EMS 2.0, The Promiseland..."
Anonymous said…
So, sure enough, when we got to the hospital, the guy really had swallowed a fish "THIS BIG!"
chalatso said…
"...and you just grab the udders with both hands, and pull from the top down. It's not as easy as opening a carton, but it's FAR more satisfying."
Anonymous said…
I want them nice, perky, round and at least a D-cup doctor!
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Greg Friese said…
Ted, just let me say one more thing about frumpydumples
Anonymous said…
"...and you just grab the udders with both hands, and pull from the top down. It's not as easy as opening a carton, but it's FAR more satisfying."
motorcop said…
"...haven't you heard? MC's stones are huge, man!"
Steven said…
So that's why you should never eat fajitas within 12 hours of your shift.
Steven said…
I finally went to the doctor after they got this big.
Greg Friese said…
Ted, just let me say one more thing about frumpydumples
Anonymous said…
"...haven't you heard? MC's stones are huge, man!"
msparamedic said…
Ted, I've got an offer you can't refuse...
Steven said…
So that's why you should never eat fajitas within 12 hours of your shift.
Steven said…
I finally went to the doctor after they got this big.
EMT Tom said…
"...just HAD to feel them..."
theroaddoctor said…
I thought he looked like The Godfather a bit too...
MsParamedic said…
Ted, I've got an offer you can't refuse...
irishmedic said…
For gods sakes Ted I'm a Paramedic not a cab driver
Ambulance_Driver said…
So she's all, "Do medics give free breast exams?" and I'm all "Well, now that you mention it..."
Medic999 said…
Its a bit of an 'in joke' but :

So Gina said "Hey Chris!... You forgot these!!"

Muu Ha ha ha ha ha !!
Medic999 said…
" Yeah, so, like when I went to the UK, honestly Ted, they had frumpydumples THIS BIG "
Medic999 said…
" Look at these hands my child, and weep at the power of healing held in them! "
Medic999 said…
"So, anyway, I forgot to wear my gloves........"
Medic999 said…
"And when we picked him up off the floor, I swear there was a turd this big underneath him!"

(Urrgh, I think I just swallowed some sick!!)
Medic999 said…
And lo, I delievered a shiny new iPad to Ninja Master Setla. His trusted iPhone was thrown to the waste lands never to be seen again.
EMT Tom said…
"...just HAD to feel them..."
jrsemt said…
I really, really, can't remember the next step of the Macarena!
Anonymous said…
I thought he looked like The Godfather a bit too...
Cassius said…
He was breathing a minute ago........
Paul G said…
...the baby popped out into my hands and all I could think about was getting my stork pin!
irishmedic said…
For gods sakes Ted I'm a Paramedic not a cab driver
Anonymous said…
So she's all, "Do medics give free breast exams?" and I'm all "Well, now that you mention it..."
Medic999 said…
Its a bit of an 'in joke' but :

So Gina said "Hey Chris!... You forgot these!!"

Muu Ha ha ha ha ha !!
Medic999 said…
" Yeah, so, like when I went to the UK, honestly Ted, they had frumpydumples THIS BIG "
Medic999 said…
" Look at these hands my child, and weep at the power of healing held in them! "
Medic999 said…
"So, anyway, I forgot to wear my gloves........"
Medic999 said…
"And when we picked him up off the floor, I swear there was a turd this big underneath him!"

(Urrgh, I think I just swallowed some sick!!)
Medic999 said…
And lo, I delievered a shiny new iPad to Ninja Master Setla. His trusted iPhone was thrown to the waste lands never to be seen again.
jrsemt said…
I really, really, can't remember the next step of the Macarena!
Cassius said…
He was breathing a minute ago........
Paul G said…
...the baby popped out into my hands and all I could think about was getting my stork pin!
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Ethan said…
"So I was holding the baby, and I looked at the mother and I said 'You called 911...for this?"
Taylor P said…
"Four cars in the driveway and they called 911? For that?"
Ethan said…
"So I was holding the baby, and I looked at the mother and I said 'You called 911...for this?"
Taylor P said…
"Four cars in the driveway and they called 911? For that?"
Starblade said…
"...and then I grabbed his arse like this..."
Starblade said…
"...and then I grabbed his arse like this..."
cjordan said…
She's got HUGE... tracts of land, boy!
Starblade said…
"...and then I grabbed his arse like this..."
rrfr820 said…
So here there I was on my Coast Guard Cutter......All of those lives in MY hands!!!
the Happy Medic said…
Old college room mates get 10 extra points
the Happy Medic said…
Old partner/supervisors/now Battalion Chiefs get -10 points
cjordan said…
woo-hoo!! T.I.T Bra!! ;o) --- sheesh, haven't said that in a loooong time!
Anonymous said…
She's got HUGE... tracts of land, boy!
Anonymous said…
So here there I was on my Coast Guard Cutter......All of those lives in MY hands!!!
the Happy Medic said…
Old college room mates get 10 extra points
the Happy Medic said…
Old partner/supervisors/now Battalion Chiefs get -10 points
Anonymous said…
woo-hoo!! T.I.T Bra!! ;o) --- sheesh, haven't said that in a loooong time!
the Happy Medic said…
Using the name of the old blog gets you 1,000,000 points
the Happy Medic said…
Including old DJ memories, -8.75 points
DMFC said…
Too soon Pepsi, too soon!
the Happy Medic said…
Including old DJ memories, -8.75 points
the Happy Medic said…
Using the name of the old blog gets you 1,000,000 points
DMFC said…
Too soon Pepsi, too soon!
Andrew Garcia said…
The VA diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia. So I need to go there they have all my records.
Andrew Garcia said…
The VA diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia. So I need to go there they have all my records.
Ethan said…
"So I looked at the guy, and I said 'On the one hand, I could run you into the hosital for that lump on your head. It would take up a lot of my time, and you'd take up a lot of resources at the ER. On the other hand, I could also just hit that lump with my Hazardous Materials Placards Book and flatten it out, which would be quicker and cheaper for you, and FAR more satisfying for me.'"
Ethan said…
"So I looked at the guy, and I said 'On the one hand, I could run you into the hosital for that lump on your head. It would take up a lot of my time, and you'd take up a lot of resources at the ER. On the other hand, I could also just hit that lump with my Hazardous Materials Placards Book and flatten it out, which would be quicker and cheaper for you, and FAR more satisfying for me.'"
Ethan said…
Sorry to prove that I'm behind the times, but what is the address for the Chronicles of EMS chat room? I'd like to visit sometime.
Ethan said…
Sorry to prove that I'm behind the times, but what is the address for the Chronicles of EMS chat room? I'd like to visit sometime.
tb67 said…
So, she says to me: "Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac".
tb67 said…
First of all, I couldn't believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them.....
Fiona Baynham said…
.... just accept it ... I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please ...
beth19 said…
It wasn't in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .
Anonymous said…
So, she says to me: "Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac".
tb67 said…
So, she says to me: "Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac".
Anonymous said…
First of all, I couldn't believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them.....
tb67 said…
First of all, I couldn't believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them.....
Fiona Baynham said…
.... just accept it ... I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please ...
Fiona Baynham said…
.... just accept it ... I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please ...
Anonymous said…
It wasn't in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .
beth19 said…
It wasn't in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .
jrheqpov said…
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