I always got a roundhouse kick to the face out of these Norrisisms, but never realized there would be a definitive collection of the best.
Then I stumbled on Chuck Norris Facts
My favorites:
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
and
At the end of a long night of drinking Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down.
Have a favorite not mentioned on the list? Drop it in the comments section.
Happy Norrising, have a chuckle,
Your Happy Medic
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