Chuck Norris doesn't call 911, 911 calls Chuck Norris


I always got a roundhouse kick to the face out of these Norrisisms, but never realized there would be a definitive collection of the best.
Then I stumbled on Chuck Norris Facts

My favorites:
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
and
At the end of a long night of drinking Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down.


Have a favorite not mentioned on the list? Drop it in the comments section.

Happy Norrising, have a chuckle,

Your Happy Medic

Comments

MotorCop said…
Dude, tell me the T-shirt pictured is legit. You must own that shirt!
The Happy Medic said…
It's from the website I mentioned, you can make your own!