You Make the Call - 2 Year Old or 911 Caller

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In the midst of potty training our youngest I've found myself saying some interesting things that, taken out of context, would sound disgusting.  Then I went to work and found myself saying some of the exact same things to grown adults in the midst of an "emergency."

So let's have a little challenge here and see if you can correctly guess which of the following statements were uttered by me to my 2 and 4 year olds or to a grown adult, or which was said by a 2 or 4 year old or grown adult.  Results soon!

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February 11, 2011 at 12:31 AM
Mwhooley said…
obviously all of them are both
February 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Thehappymedic said…
Actually, no, only the obvious ones that have that option.
February 11, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Handcuffed Heart said…
can't wait to see the answers! :)
February 11, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Too Old To Work said…
The only one that I disagree with the majority on is the "ouchy cream" and I have a feeling I might be right. How many 9-1-1 calls have you gone to for adults who "can't sleep"? I'll bet it's more than one.
February 11, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Thehappymedic said…
Once had a guy call because he couldn't sleep because his heartbeat was too loud in his head. I offered to make it stop with the defib, he walked away.
February 11, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Elntsd said…
Had a call to a lady who couldn't sleep.... "I'm addicted to Facebook and the games".
She insisted on attending local Hosp with laptop in hand.
February 11, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Nick said…
One can only assume in the US there's been plenty - which is why it's included as an MPDS determinant code... along with "Hungry".
February 11, 2011 at 9:34 PM
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