In my memoirs of EMS (Working title - My Life in CQI: Kill me now, just document it properly) some calls will stand above all others. This, sadly, is not one of mine, but from a friend overseas.
No, not Mark.
I got an email about a curious rescue his agency was called to and was wondering what I would have done.
So, here is the scenario:
A 19 year old male has gotten his finger stuck in a bowling ball. He somehow wedged it in there so far, it up against the webbing of his hand with very little wiggle room. Rotating the ball is out of the question as he seems to have the finger next to it wedged in almost just as bad.
25 minutes into the call you've tried gel, ice, lubricants of questionable origin (who carries that stuff into a bowling alley?) and brute force. Prayer is taking place and all options seem exhausted when the decision is made to simply move him, and the 16 pound bowling ball, to the hospital. What will they do there? Dunno.
What would you do?
No, not Mark.
I got an email about a curious rescue his agency was called to and was wondering what I would have done.
So, here is the scenario:
A 19 year old male has gotten his finger stuck in a bowling ball. He somehow wedged it in there so far, it up against the webbing of his hand with very little wiggle room. Rotating the ball is out of the question as he seems to have the finger next to it wedged in almost just as bad.
25 minutes into the call you've tried gel, ice, lubricants of questionable origin (who carries that stuff into a bowling alley?) and brute force. Prayer is taking place and all options seem exhausted when the decision is made to simply move him, and the 16 pound bowling ball, to the hospital. What will they do there? Dunno.
What would you do?
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But seriously, cut the ball away until there's just the material immediately surrounding the fingers, then CAREFULLY whittle and chisel at the material until it's thin enough to split or break. I actually had something similar happen when some jerk decided to jamb a fairly expensive mechanical pencil (mine, I was a drafter in another life) into a tight hole in a 2x4.
"Kegler Kapers"
or "Patients for 300"
or "Spare Balls"
or "Clown Shoes for Athletes"
or "Friends of Laverne and Shirley"
or "Is that a bowling ball in your pocket ... "
or "Life in the Gutter" or ...
Last resort: fluoroscopy-guided drilling of a vent hole (in the ball).