*Department issued cell phone ringing with hip electronic themed tone*
HM (Our hero): "Good afternoon, EMS CQI, Captain Schorr"
SM (Southern Ma'am-Caller with an almost comical southern accent): "This is Janine from General Freight we have a driver trying to deliver and your gates are locked. Can you send someone to the North Field gates?"
HM: "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Who are you trying to reach?"
SM: "Sweetie, I doubt it, just get someone out to the gate for me...m'kay?"
HM: "Ma'am you called the San Francisco Fire Department. Is your driver in San Francisco?"
SM: "Sweetie if he is he sure is lost. How 'bout you just get someone out to the north gate and let us in OK?"
HM: "I believe someone gave you the wrong number Ma'am, I'm in a little office in San Francisco. Can you read the number back to me?"
SM: "I need to speak to your supervisor unless you get someone to...oh...oh my...sorrybye"*click
Yup...never a dull moment in CQI.
HM (Our hero): "Good afternoon, EMS CQI, Captain Schorr"
SM (Southern Ma'am-Caller with an almost comical southern accent): "This is Janine from General Freight we have a driver trying to deliver and your gates are locked. Can you send someone to the North Field gates?"
HM: "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Who are you trying to reach?"
SM: "Sweetie, I doubt it, just get someone out to the gate for me...m'kay?"
HM: "Ma'am you called the San Francisco Fire Department. Is your driver in San Francisco?"
SM: "Sweetie if he is he sure is lost. How 'bout you just get someone out to the north gate and let us in OK?"
HM: "I believe someone gave you the wrong number Ma'am, I'm in a little office in San Francisco. Can you read the number back to me?"
SM: "I need to speak to your supervisor unless you get someone to...oh...oh my...sorrybye"*click
Yup...never a dull moment in CQI.
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