The time has come, fair readers, to let you know who I truly am. Mainly because I got pinched last night and the truth is on the way out and I wanted you to hear it here first.
I am not a firefighter or a paramedic, I don't work in a big city or drive a fancy "medic van." I'm a delivery driver in West Paducah, Kentucky and live in the parking lot of the local fire station. When they go on calls, I look through their dispatch logs and just make stuff up.
Last night I was out having a few too many and let loose that I was the Happy Medic. Some rival blog fan boys were in the bar and a fight broke out. I was so hammered that when they asked my name I told them it was Happy Medic. I tried using Motorcop as a cover, but dang it if they wouldn't let me have one twitter instead of a phone call.
My real name is Mitch Comstein and I've been writing this blog under an alias to protect my real life.
I am not a firefighter or a paramedic, I don't work in a big city or drive a fancy "medic van." I'm a delivery driver in West Paducah, Kentucky and live in the parking lot of the local fire station. When they go on calls, I look through their dispatch logs and just make stuff up.
Last night I was out having a few too many and let loose that I was the Happy Medic. Some rival blog fan boys were in the bar and a fight broke out. I was so hammered that when they asked my name I told them it was Happy Medic. I tried using Motorcop as a cover, but dang it if they wouldn't let me have one twitter instead of a phone call.
My real name is Mitch Comstein and I've been writing this blog under an alias to protect my real life.
So before it ends up on celebrity mug shots, here I am in all my glory:
hehe - Phish concert goer arrested and posted at thesmokinggun.com. Happy April Fools' Day.
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And what Bernice said. Rawr, indeed!
Remember though, I have only read it now at 11.09pm so in the good old tradition of the only april fools jokes count are those which are told/done before 12 midday, therefore as the saying goes:
"April fool has been and gone, your the fool and I am none"
Na na na na na !!!!