A little while ago I told you about the hidden meanings when PD talks to Fire. Now for the flip side.
When Fire says:
"We need this road closed!"
What they really mean:
"Would you mind blocking those cars with your body instead of mine?"
When Fire says:
"Can someone hold this IV?"
What they really mean:
"If you're going to gawk over my shoulder at least be useful."
When Fire says:
"Advise when the scene is safe."
What they really mean:
"The MDT says psych patient and we just showered after PT. We're not in the mood to wrestle."
When Fire says:
"There is no medical merit here."
What they really mean:
"I have other emergencies to attend to, so if you can do all the paper work on this one, that's be nice."
When Fire says:
"Is he in your custody?"
What they really mean:
"There's no reason for him to go to the hospital, he can stay in jail."
When Fire says:
"Can you relocate your cruiser to the north and close the road?"
What they really mean:
When Fire says:
"We need this road closed!"
What they really mean:
"Would you mind blocking those cars with your body instead of mine?"
When Fire says:
"Can someone hold this IV?"
What they really mean:
"If you're going to gawk over my shoulder at least be useful."
When Fire says:
"Advise when the scene is safe."
What they really mean:
"The MDT says psych patient and we just showered after PT. We're not in the mood to wrestle."
When Fire says:
"There is no medical merit here."
What they really mean:
"I have other emergencies to attend to, so if you can do all the paper work on this one, that's be nice."
When Fire says:
"Is he in your custody?"
What they really mean:
"There's no reason for him to go to the hospital, he can stay in jail."
When Fire says:
"Can you relocate your cruiser to the north and close the road?"
What they really mean:
"That little thing your car is parked in front of is where we get the water to fight the fire. Could you move it? kthxbai."
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